We join the game in the 10th game tied at 1-1. Scandals have combined for
1 hit while the edge have 3.
Manisuca? I contracted that once. Terrible stuff! Stuck around for
weeks. The stench of it!
Jack the scandals are up here in the 10th! Ow yeah here we go, dis is Buck
jack saying keep your house cats spade or neutered... Or leave them
Jack the game, Selkirk is up!
Well it's been a long and boring night, neither team can hit a bag of
Am I seeing my dead mother on the mound or is kading still pitching. Jack
he has a 1 hitter going... Just the same he's been looking into the
bullpen for apollonia since the 8th and there still isn't any movement!
Does he have an ice pack on his shoulder or are my cataracts flaring up,
fix me another tightly rolled medicine.
Bobby bombs takes a sharp cut at the 0-2 pitch where it is trapped by
That brings up dick hair...ston. When is this game going to end.
2-2 pitch. Kading is almost resorting to underhand now... And the pitch
misses. Full count! Kading delivers swung and missed by dick. Two
These scandals need my medicine!
Here's Scott "bus pass" busby. Guy spends more time bussing to the dl
then anyone on this team.
Here's the 1-2 underhand pitch. Swung at driven to right!! It's out!
Scandals win! Purify that edge byatches!
Jack, jack! We are the away team, games not over...
Sht! I hope I tevo'd my matlock! Pour me another nip sunny!
Someone show jack to the plane, it's going to be a long flight back to
Washington. Word is the right field wall may have to go through some
structural changes with the fire breaking out after the 2nd straight loss
to the edge.!!! We want Eric!
YOu laugh now, but you won't be laughing so hard when you get to the
ballpark… The place should be marked as a superfund… It's awful. It was
announced that right field wall will not be repaired in time for the
series…what an eye sore this is going to be for the local tv broadcast….
The wall is mainly covered in soot… There is a span of approximately 6 feet
that is completely missing from the fire. Chuck Nuxhall has gone on record
saying he doesn't want to be anywhere near right field…. Fires are still
burning behind the stadium, and now you can actually see the protesters
from inside the ballpark.
Kracher was placed on the DL so he isn't making the trip… Not sure what
Scandals management promises to subdue the crowd and we may be bringing in
the national guard if the president does finally answer his phone… "I'm a
white sox fan…yeah…I'd offer you Boston players congratulations but
didn't see Ortiz batting .700…" Since when is Rob Ford hanging out with
Should be an interesting series as no doubt the Scandals will want to show
the visiting SeaGulls where the best rotting trash is kept…