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[Ironmen]

Attention owners:
I've unearthed, and disclose here and now, that what we know to be The Bombastic Evil Empire, a.k.a. "HumYai"...
is actually...

...a damned, stinkin', lousy green bean.
I hate green beans.
They're even worse than gnats or paper cuts.
Terrible- should be obliterated.

Because of this undisputed truth, I propose that the Commissioner force him to change his team nickname.
I propose he submits a poll, for a Lambeau League owners vote, of HumYai's three, and only three choices.

They are:

HumYai must change his team nickname to "BIRDS-EYE".
HumYai must change his team nickname to "GREEN GIANT".
HumYai must change his team nickname to "YUCKY GREEN BEAN".

The majority, by vote numbers, is this winner.
In case of a tie, we'll let HumYai choose among these three- and only these three.

Slimy, rotten green bean that he is...

[HumYai]

yellow wax string beans are even better, especially served in a warm bowl of milk and butter.

Growing up my Mom taught me that if I eat my yellow beans, all my enemies will run yellow.

Birds-Eye = Turds-Eye. I pay the college $300 bucks a year to pick up a bag of vegetables from the sustained agriculture program every Tuesday 11 to 15 weeks in the year; completely organic grown by students.

last week haul: Kale, Lettuce, green onions, radish, mint, and a dozen eggs.

I also buy my Thanksgiving turkey there, along with lamb and pork. Poor animals are killed the day before I get them and I have to wait a couple days for rigor mortis to set in before cooking any of it.

maybe my team name should be farm fresh or new meat.

[Ironmen]

...yer still a green bean

[HumYai]

...yer still a green bean

might be right...Mom also taught me that if I unscrew my belly button, my bottom will fall off.