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1950srobot
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Cheating Motherf*cker

Post by 1950srobot »

I've finally F*CKING HAD IT. This f*cking game makes me so f*cking sick I could f*cking die. Every godda*n motherf*cking season it's the same f*cking bullsh*t. Every godda*ned f*cking time I think this game is going to STOP f*cking f*cking me over (as in today's game with New Orleans, because of-f*cking-course it's New Orleans, or f*cking Buffalo, or one of the other f*cking winners who just chug along, winning championships and f*ck you.) GODDA*N IT, I'M F*CKING FED UP.

The New Orleans REBELS increase their lead, 27 - 21
Show play details 03:17. 27 21 CAL --- NO 30
Stanley Harris kicks off for the REBELS.
The ball is caught at the CAL 11 by Mike Weber.
Mike Weber returns the kick to the CAL 43.
Show play details 03:07. 27 21 CAL 1/10 CAL 43
Pass by Ron Garvin is completed to Brad Jones for an 8 yard gain.
Show play details 02:59 27 21 CAL 2/2 NO 48
Alex Berry runs up the middle for a 2 yard gain.
Show play details 02:35 27 21 CAL 1/10 NO 47
John Stephens runs up the right for a 15 yard gain.
TWO MINUTE WARNING; Clock has been stopped.
Show play details 02:00. 27 21 CAL 1/10 NO 32
Pass by Ron Garvin is completed to Al Toon for a 25 yard gain.
Show play details 01:53 27 21 CAL 1/G NO 7
John Stephens runs up the middle for a 2 yard gain.
Show play details 01:27 27 21 CAL 2/G NO 5
Pass by Ron Garvin is completed to Al Wells for a 5 yard gain.
Touchdown for the Calgary Chimeras!
Extra point kick by John Banta is good.
The Calgary Chimeras take the lead, 27 - 28
Show play details 01:01. 27 28 NO --- CAL 30
Wiley Siano kicks off for the Chimeras.
The ball is caught at the NO 1 by Pat Buchanan.
Pat Buchanan returns the kick to the CAL 25.
Show play details 00:46. 27 28 NO 1/10 CAL 25
Pass by Kato Kozak intended for Doobious Gaines is incomplete.
Show play details 00:40. 27 28 NO 2/10 CAL 25
Pass by Kato Kozak is completed to Neil Melville for a 3 yard gain.
The New Orleans REBELS call a time out. They have 2 remaining.
Show play details 00:34. 27 28 NO 3/7 CAL 22
Pass by Kato Kozak intended for Bill Saunders is incomplete.
Show play details 00:28. 27 28 NO 4/7 CAL 22
The 39-yard field goal kick by Gerald Ane is good!
The New Orleans REBELS take the lead, 30 - 28
Show play details 00:23. 30 28 CAL --- NO 30
Stanley Harris kicks off for the REBELS.
The ball is caught in the end zone by Mike Weber and downed for a touchback.
Show play details 00:23. 30 28 CAL 1/10 CAL 20
Pass by Ron Garvin intended for Al Toon is incomplete.
Show play details 00:21. 30 28 CAL 2/10 CAL 20
Pass by Ron Garvin is completed to John Stephens for a 2 yard loss.
Show play details 00:19. 30 28 CAL 3/12 CAL 18
John Stephens runs up the left for a 5 yard gain.
The Calgary Chimeras call a time out. They have 2 remaining.
Show play details 00:14. 30 28 CAL 4/7 CAL 24
Ron Garvin is sacked by Joe Wietecha for an 11 yard loss.
Show play details 00:08. 30 28 NO 1/10 CAL 13
Kato Kozak kneels to down the ball.
The Calgary Chimeras call a time out. They have 1 remaining.
Show play details 00:06. 30 28 NO 2/11 CAL 14
Kato Kozak kneels to down the ball.
The Calgary Chimeras call a time out. They have 0 remaining.
Show play details 00:04. 30 28 NO 3/12 CAL 15
Kato Kozak kneels to down the ball.
With less than 40 seconds left on the clock after the play, the REBELS allow the remaining time to expire.
00:00. 30 28 CAL --- CAL 16
End of game.
1950srobot
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Re: Cheating Motherf*cker

Post by 1950srobot »

It's also been 23 seasons since this team has sniffed the godda*n Playoffs. Miserable wretched f*ck!
max_fischer
Posts: 590
Joined: Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:00 pm
Location: Durham, NC

Re: Cheating Motherf*cker

Post by max_fischer »

I sympathize, robot. I get very frustrated at not advancing in the postseason. I've never won a ring in this league despite winning four in the Walter Payton League (smaller league).

Looking at your team I don't see any crazy deficiencies (I'd like to see better pass-blocking on the O-line or better agility across the roster, but those aren't fatal flaws). Maybe it's time to change your approach a bit? Fire your coordinators and rebuild your team with a different emphasis? To me, that's the fun in this game--the ability to tinker and try new things.

Good luck next season!
Lebanon_Oilers
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Re: Cheating Motherf*cker

Post by Lebanon_Oilers »

Here's some salt on the wound: Three "dead" teams made the playoffs. I get the commish updating the rosters to make the dead teams more competative, but if Green Bay has no owner, let them languish instead of setting up their roster to be playoff-eligible.
max_fischer
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Re: Cheating Motherf*cker

Post by max_fischer »

I hear you. These teams have a window of attractiveness to prospective owners that is closing rapidly. I figured this was the best way to make the teams as appealing as possible.

To me it's a challenge to try and beat everyone, dead teams included.

Good luck to all!
Lebanon_Oilers wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:34 pm Here's some salt on the wound: Three "dead" teams made the playoffs. I get the commish updating the rosters to make the dead teams more competative, but if Green Bay has no owner, let them languish instead of setting up their roster to be playoff-eligible.
bigamusk
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Re: Cheating Motherf*cker

Post by bigamusk »

The biggest F***ing bullshit happened again to my team today in the G** Damn playoff game.

opening kickoff in OT is returned for a F***ing TD, that is a bunch of horse crap!!!!!!

Not to mention my RB with A+ hands, who only lost 1 fumble all season lost 2 in this game. Who the hell do you have to know to get such favorable SH*T handed to you?

No wonder so many people are leaving

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Edwardoh
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Re: Cheating Motherf*cker

Post by Edwardoh »

SIM sports are always a dice roll in my experience. Frustrating at times but at the end of the day still a good time. my 2 cents
1950srobot
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Re: Cheating Motherf*cker

Post by 1950srobot »

This lousy POS did it to me again. This lousy cheating f*cker. Godf*ckingdamn.

Show play details 01:03. 21 27 MON 4/6 TEN 12
Pass by Ron Garvin is completed to Mike Karch for a 6 yard gain.
Show play details 00:57 21 27 MON 1/G TEN 5
Pass by Ron Garvin is completed to Pete Metzelaars for a 5 yard gain.
Touchdown for the Montreal Red Bees!
Extra point kick by John Banta is good.
The Montreal Red Bees take the lead, 28 - 27
Show play details 00:32. 28 27 TEN --- MON 30

Lindon King kicks off for the Red Bees.
The ball is caught in the end zone by Victor Fortunato and downed for a touchback.
Show play details 00:32. 28 27 TEN 1/10 TEN 20
Pass by Scott Flannigan is completed to Hakim El-Amin for a 47 yard gain.
The Tennessee Shawnees call a time out. They have 2 remaining.

Show play details 00:22. 28 27 TEN 1/10 MON 33
Pass by Scott Flannigan intended for Da'Varius Wilson is incomplete.
Show play details 00:15. 28 27 TEN 2/10 MON 33
Pass by Scott Flannigan is completed to Johnny Claybrooks for a 3 yard gain.
The Tennessee Shawnees call a time out. They have 1 remaining.
Show play details 00:10. 28 27 TEN 3/7 MON 30
Johnny Claybrooks runs up the middle for a 5 yard gain.
The Tennessee Shawnees call a time out. They have 0 remaining.
Show play details 00:05. 28 27 TEN 4/2 MON 25
The 42-yard field goal kick by Frank Kenn is good!
The Tennessee Shawnees take the lead, 28 - 30
00:00. 28 30 MON --- MON 32

End of game.
Montreal Red Bees 28, Tennessee Shawnees 30

Godd*mn it. I need to quit this f*ck. I can't deal with it any more.
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