NL slugfest

[Corked]

It's a scrap... Poutine have trouble handling the Crawfords, the Crawfords have Cubitis, the Cubs confound the Confounders, and the Comets' owner needs a haircut. Poutine are the only team that doesn't start with C, but has better team trainers than the Golden State Warriors so won't be sued by Kevin Durant. Miscellaneous observations from an obstute (combination of obscure + astute or ass-toot) observer.

...aaaannnnd box.

[rer1972]

Cubbies are going on 46+ seasons without a Championship, and are looking for curse breakers at this point. So, any livestock is game for sacrifices at this point. The goats, heifers, bulls, chickens, and ducks have been tried already. We really don't want to cross over to humans yet, but we are close (Chappie Nash is getting nervous).

[Ty031699]

Any team looking to add a piece or two for the playoff push...I'm taking a look at offers for Glanville & Politte.