The cheating finds it's way to SD...

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meat1968
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The cheating finds it's way to SD...

Post by meat1968 » Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:01 pm

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but TB has officially lodged a complaint after reviewing the video in a loss to Baltimore dating back to the 26th of May.

The video shows that the Brawler mascot "Bennie" was witnessed grabbing his crotch one time for a fastball and two times for a curve ball. This is clearly viewed on video which led to the 3rd inning home run off the bat of Nate Mulligan (0-2 breaking ball) and the 7th inning rally that ultimately put the game out of reach for TB.

"We were hoping that this type of thing wouldn't make its way into SD" stated team owner, GM and President Enocelot, who added, "Goes to show that it's a copy cat world out there...we're gonna keep fighting the good fight. I think they were whistling too, but there were a lot of hot chicks in the stands, so we're not too sure about that part, but the mascot was definitely crotch handling...that's for sure!"

Baltimore brass has been unavailable for comment.

More to follow...I'm sure...

Reagan1980
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Re: The cheating finds it's way to SD...

Post by Reagan1980 » Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:22 pm

Thats just baseball protect your signs better there no crying in baseball!

Now if he used a special camera and had the players miked tell him what the pitch is that goes to far!

I want SD
To create a new 3O team league 6 divisions of 5 dynasty league

6 playoff spots per conference

No tanking draft

No inactive rules if you miss two weeks your gone
And you can have a minor league team that’s connected in a separate league
What do people think ?

Enocelot
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Re: The cheating finds it's way to SD...

Post by Enocelot » Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:47 am

Baltimore doesn't need to cheat, he has ABE.

CT_Eagle
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Re: The cheating finds it's way to SD...

Post by CT_Eagle » Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:33 am

I guess it is time to come clean.

As everyone knows, the numbers at SimDynasty have been down for a few years. This has resulted in a freeze on wages. Many employees at SimDynasty, including Abe, are not very happy with their wages and lack of advancement within the organization.

Not long ago Abe came to me looking for some side work. He was in a real bind with a heavy mortgage and a lot of revolving credit. I wanted to help Abe but due to a conflict of interests I could not openly hire him. Abe and I had a brainstorming session over a few beers which resulted in our new mascot "Bennie". You guessed it, Bennie is in reality, Abe.

You have no idea how relieved I am to get that off of my chest.

Enocelot
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Re: The cheating finds it's way to SD...

Post by Enocelot » Wed Feb 12, 2020 2:48 pm

Just stop stealing my signs.

DeepThreat
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Re: The cheating finds it's way to SD...

Post by DeepThreat » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:08 pm

I kind of like Reagan's league idea.

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